There's still time to grab your free copy of Book 2 of Twilight of the Star Vampires, a humurous take on the Twilight Saga, Star Wars and Star Trek. It has romance, action and starship battles in a light, entertaining form.
Book 2 will be
free 12/13/13 to 12/17/13
Book 3 will be free 12/19/13 to
12/23/13
Books 1 to 3 set will be free
12/26/13 to 12/30/13
Summary:
What
happens when Twilight Saga vampire Edward Cullen meets Darth Vader meets Vulcan
Spock? That question is answered in this parody of the Twilight Saga, Star Wars
and Star Trek.
It
asks the age old questions: Can a Jetti knight find love with a Klingon
vampire? What if Chewbaca was a werewolf? Will Edward defy his vampire
instincts and satisfy his desire in a different way with Padma, Princess Leia’s
and Luke Skywalker’s mother?
This is
a New Adult Paranormal and Science Fiction Parody based on #1 Bestselling
series
Excerpt:
Aboard the Dearth Star, Luck was led into the cavernous throne room of the Emperor. The walls, floors, and stairs were all painted black. He stumbled over the dark stairs in the poorly lit room. “Geez, is everything black in here? I’m going to sue if I twist my ankle.”
“Come here, boy,” said Emperor Palpitate. “From here you will see the final destruction of your Alliance and your insignificant rebellion.” Palpitate indicated a window.
Luck peered out the window. “I don’t see anything.”
“Look closer.”
Luck pressed his nose against the glass. “Nope, I still don’t see anything.”
The Emperor moved closer to the window. “There it is. Those dots are fighting spaceships.”
“Those dots are the final destruction of the Alliance, and my insignificant rebellion? It’s not that impressive.”
“Oh, for the love of god, Cater, give us some binoculars!”
A hole opened in Cater’s helmet, and binoculars rose out. Ten minutes later, Palpitate, Cater and Luck were still arguing which dots were fighting spaceships, stars or just dirt on the windows.
“Don’t you want your light saber?” Palpitate patted the shiny handle of Luck’s light saber. “Isn’t the hate swelling in you now?”
“No, that’s just gas.” Luck patted his stomach. The Denebian slime burgers were coming back up on him.
Emperor Palpitate held his nose. “Take your Jetti weapon,” Palpitate said in a nasal tone. “Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give into your anger.”
“I’m not angry,” said Luck.
“Sure you are,” said the Emperor.
“No I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“NO, I’m not.”
“YES, you are.”
“Sez you! But what would you know--your mother dresses you funny. I’m not angry,” yelled Luck.
Emperor Palpitate looked down at his black robe. Cater had picked it out, saying it was the latest in villain haute couture fashion. Palpitate felt more hate culture than haute couture.
“Damn it, you are angry,” said Palpitate. “And my mother, God bless her soul, dressed me just fine, unlike Cater.” Palpitate glared at Cater, then back to Luck. “With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant.”
“No!” Luck crossed his arms over his chest and glared at Palpitate.
“It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now MINE!” Palpitate chuckled, but as he was still holding his nose, it came out like honks.
“As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed,” said Palpitate. “Your fleet is lost, and your friends on the planet will not survive. There is no escape, my young apprentice. The Rebellion will die, as will your avatar in your favorite video game. Good. I can feel your anger. I am mostly defenseless. Take your weapon and strike me down with all your hate.”
“Neither my friends nor my favorite video game character will die!” Luck reached with the farce to draw his light saber to him. His hand vibrated with the effort and sweat broke out on his forehead. The saber sat there.
Palpitate coughed awkwardly “Oh, here, just take it,” he said and handed the light saber to Luck.
Luck fired up his light saber as Cater strode boldly up.
“Prepare to be taught a hard lesson, Luck,” said Cater smirking under his mask. He cut the air with his light saber, aiming with deadly accuracy at Luck.
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